Election (2005) Directed by Johnnie To 

Election (2005) Directed by Johnnie To


MahJong: Kids, us adults gotta talk!

Photography: A+

Music: A+

Tom Hanks: Played by Simon Yam!

Lok, You’ve been elected: Thank you, Uncle Mochi!

Screw Big D!: I lost his money on a soccer game.

“Boss, sober up.”

“I am sober.”

“Is it day or night now?”

-Jimmy  (Jimmy is an important character. I have no idea who he is. Played by Louis Koo. We’ll see more of him in the sequel.)

Corncob pipe: check!

The Dragonhead Baton: Is over 100 years old!

Long Gun; Sonny; Big D; Jet; Four-eyes; Whistle; Fish-Head; Big-Head; Sparky; Double-Dog; Dead-Dog; East; Corky; Long-Hair; Dinosaur. All gangster movies should be careful to provide their characters with colorful names: This one does!


I’m going by the rules: Watch out!

The baton: Is in China!

Dragonhead Baton: My predecessor was a messy guy! We had to clean the baton with insecticide!

I said don’t cause trouble: Saves the day!

Police: All we ask for is a balance of power; Peace and prosperity!

The last time we met you were a gangster: Now you are a police captain!

You are on: Special Watch!

Gang-fight Fu: There is nothing comic or balletic about it. Brutal.

Why do you think I had Whistle killed?: To protect our business!

Times have changed -- Business is everything now: Crooks need to learn to use their brains!

“I want him dead.”: Now we have a blanket party. Double Dump!

There is only: One chairman!

About an election and the transition of power. And about playing by the rules. I have no idea how Election stayed off my radar for so many years. Made in 2005, probably the most relevant movie since 2017.

A very compact movie:

2/3 The Maltese Falcon (at least the It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World parts) (except this time they find it and it’s The Dragonhead Baton).

⅙ a big Kung Fu ceremony worthy of Kane or RZA.

⅙ Gruesome murder by the nice guy/Tom Hanks guy. Only the monkeys are witnesses.

Spoiler: He had the graves prepared.

“Every great cause begins as a movement, becomes a business, and turns into a racket.” -Eric Hoffer

In Election a racket begins as a movement, becomes a business, and turns into a racket.

Not really a Hong Kong genre film. Something else. Maybe Johnnie To’s masterpiece; I don’t know enough to say.

Trigger Warning: Motorcycle-on-car paint-bomb violence.

Trigger Warning: Car-on-motorcycle paint-bomb violence.

If there’s any chance you haven’t already seen this: check it out.


Sequel, Triad Election

Another Election (1999, Amazing Reese Witherspoon Flick)