Tokyo Ghoul

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Live action: somehow I thought anime.

Cute girl cannibal: stone cold killer.

Otaku: not just for breakfast anymore.

Human/Ghoul transplants: whoops!

Pink eye: contagious.

Cops: fashion icons.

Cops: pick on little girls.

Tentacle porn: check.

Tentacle fu: check.

Nerd fu: check.

Ghoul on Ghoul violence: check. (At least I think it was violence -- it may just have been rough sex.)

Karate Kid: check.

Mr. Miyagi: played by ghoul alpha female.

Shimizu Fumika: in her greatest role (so far... (...or at least since Hentai Kamen)).

There's a moral at the end of the flick, but I lost it in translation.

I don't know what possessed me to see this movie, but it was the most fun I've had since the original Night of the Living Dead. By all means check it out.