A Star is Born

A Star is Born (1998)

Very Loud Music: How cool is that?

Etta James: Drag queen !

Trigger Warning: Singer/songwriters !

Pea-Can: For god's sake, learn to speak !

Trigger Warning: Somnophilia !

Shooters: Make everything better !

Trigger Warning: Wind farms !

He's OK: He does this all the time !

Trigger Warning: Puppies and bathtub love scenes !

The Way Out: Wedding Chappelle !

"No Smoking": "Fine, thank you."

Pretty Woman: I wasn't drunk the whole time !

Just as horrific as I thought it would be, but no more idiotic than the other iterations of this ridiculous movie. I had a great time! But in the end something was missing -- some bit of character development, or perhaps music theory.

Lady Gaga: what a set of pipes! Check it out!