GET SHORTY

Get Shorty (1995)

Hey, where’s my coat?: My nose!

This movie goes so fast -- Cut! Cut! Cut!: There’s never time to wonder What will happen next? 

You’re going to love this guy: Another fucking moron, Harry Zimm! 

It’s an Oldsmobile Silhouette: Well that’s the Cadillac of minivans!

Harry, Look at Me: You don’t want to act like a hard-on when you’re standing there in your undies!

I produce feature motion pictures: No TV!

OK, here’s the plan: I want the Limo guys to sit in these chairs, not the couch!

You think we go to see your movies, Harry?: I’ve seen better film on teeth!

Harry, never say anything unless you have to!

What do you know about making movies?: I don’t think the producer needs to know much!

You savvy “bulge?”: Martin won’t let me shave!

Well obviously he didn’t see you in Bride of the Mutant:  Walking around in a tank top and “fuck me” pumps waiting til it’s time to scream!

Leo. Look at me: I’d have never thought you’d be so dumb! Leaving over 300 grand in a closet under an extra blanket!

You must be a quick draw artist: So this is one of those houses you see hanging over the side of the canyon!

No sense watching this movie and writing down all the bon mots: Every phrase, every look, every swagger is a bon mot!

John Travolta’s Chili Palmer: relentless, demanding, understanding, possessing unflappable optimism -- Chili has all the attributes of an elite first grade teacher at a highly-ranked public elementary school -- yet still makes a pretty good gangster. And the only man in Hollywood who will admit he has just half an idea. Perfect. Look at me! Check it out!