Police Story double feature (I & II).

 While America sat enthralled by the Super Bowl, I managed to find a

Police Story double feature (I & II). (1985 & 1988)

I

Shanty town gun fight: Drive through it!

Pistol Fu; Umbrella-on-the-Bus Fu; Briefcase Fu ! ! !

Bridgette Lin: Plays a girl!

Bridgette Lin: Tries to take a bath in a satin teddy!

Bridgette-Lin Fu; Baby-Stroller Fu; Motor-Scooter Fu ! ! !

An hour into the movie: Maggie Cheung shows up !

Get that disgusting thing away from me: You've made me all wet!

Melbourne Shuffle Fu? No, Cow Paddy Fu!

Chopstick Pencil Fu; Sofa Fu; Coffee-Table Fu; Swimming-Pool Fu ! ! ! !

Jackie Chan: Boyfriend from hell!

May: I was framed!

Escalator Fu; Forklift Fu; more Briefcase Fu; Softball-Bat Fu; Sneaker-Display Fu; Jewelry-Case Fu; Blues-Brothers-Let's-Destroy-A-Mall Fu ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lawyer Fu !

II

Maggie Cheung: shows up immediately!

Maggie Chueng: Can punch out thugs and still look like the Girl Next Door!

Maggie Cheung Fu!

Let him give them: A good talking to !

Jackie Chan: Mall Cop!

Fart Fu; Forklift Fu !

Maggie Cheung: Stuck in jail in Jakarta!

Jungle-Gym Fu; Monkey-Bars Fu; Play-Scape Fu ! ! !

Pickup-Truck-in-an-Alley Fu !

Gentle: Not a savage.

What? You've never seen three women beat someone to a pulp?

French-Connection-Subway-Chase Fu!

Dead Pool-Remote-Control-Truck Fu!

Lots of Bomb Fu !

Remote-Control-Suicide-Vest Fu !

Jackie Chan is going to get blown up: Jumper Cables!

Warehouse-Full-of-Fireworks Fu !

Falling-Dominoes Fu and more Falling-Dominoes Fu!

Look: The fireworks are beautiful!

Trigger Warning: Jackie Chan wears 80s' fashions that you had hoped you had forgotten !

Trigger Warning: Homily at end of movie aimed at getting adults to behave in a socially responsible manner. Children may find it tiresome.

First time to see in a theater. I had only seen these flicks on bootlegged DVDs. Reportedly a Janus restoration that will be available from Criterion. Maybe Jackie Chan's best work. Check them out !