I'm the one guy in the theater who doesn't look like a priest: Check !
Lots of hand holding (on screen): Check !
Drunken Jesus: Check !
Lots of rain: Check !
Thatched peasants: Check !
Innocent victims of warring Thought Police: Check !
Fey, politically-correct non-Christian Inquisitor: Check !
White kimono worn for mourning: Nice Touch !
Time flies by for almost three hours: Yup, no problemo !
It was refreshing to see some true believers who weren't connected to the Taliban !
Check it out !