Bring me a pint and a pickled egg: King Of The Jungle!
The love that dare not speak its name: Oink!
Jog on: Wine, Women, Disco!
Crazy Rich Asians: For Phuc’s sake!
How many Phuc jokes? Facilitate, not participate!
He’s a gangster and a proper naughty boy: Do people really talk like that?
A little bit absolute: Grammar check!
I don’t have relationships with: Dead frozen Chinamen!