Gemini Man

Gemini Man (2019)

Alibaba Pictures: Certified inoffensive to Red China, plus online shopping!

Shinkansen 268km/hr 2 kilometer mil-dot lead: Unlikely.

Instagram Fu; Cliche Fu; Teeth Extraction Fu: Check!

Fresh Prince, 007: The next Tom Cruise!

Float planes: I f'ing love float planes!

Now we're in Columbia: Why did you promise me Hawaii?

Scrambler Fu; scrambler-on-scrambler violence; scrambler-on car-violence; scrambler-on-pedestrian violence: Please wear a helmet!

Hero!

Next year we'll try: Chuckie Cheese!

No Millanos: Were harmed in the making of this film!

Spiderman: Sugar Bowl!

Butch Casady: And the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire!

Pretty good flick. Much better than I was expecting. A lot of shooter sequences. Good motorcycle battle. Some reviewers had a problem with the story, but it had a beginning, a middle, and an end, which put it in the 90th percentile of all screenplays. Not what we expect from an Ang Lee flick, but forget that he made it and you'll do fine. Check it out!