Black Rain (1989) dir  Ridley Scott

Black Rain (1989) dir  Ridley Scott

Drag racing Harleys: Improbable bikes!

It always rains in:  Staten Island!

Smoking: In restaurants!

Internal Affairs:  Suits!

Knife Fu! Meat locker Fu! [Rocky!]

My collar:   My case!

Get a geisha: Northwest Orient 747!

The old Sting switcheroo! Don’t fall for it! He fell for it!

Tom Cruise: Played by Mike Douglas!

No-guns Fu. Foreplay Fu!

Scorpions!! I was hoping for one of those gangs on Monkeys!

This movie doesn’t make any sense: And I mean that in a good way!

Counterfeit!:  We won the peace!

Karaoke Fu! Pedestrian v. Biker Fu! RIP Partner Fu!  He was only 28!

Sequins!

(Jamie Lee Curtis played by Katie Capshaw!)

In the foundry with the plates: “One plate to rule them all, one plate to find them, one plate to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them!”

Time for a shootout: No Suzukis were harmed in the making of this film!

To live and die in Osaka: I belong to a group: Top Golf!: 

Apalachin: I’m going to cover the front!: “What?”: Wat???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apalachin,_New_York

12-gauge Fu! Motor-bike Fu!

Great-Escape motorbike-over-the-fence Fu!   Go Mike Go!

Whirling-tire buzzsaw Fu!    Punji stick Fu (unconsummated!)!

I caught the Bad Guy and all I got was: This lousy plaque!

A magnificent example of the “And then… and then… and then…” school of storytelling. Plus, Ridley Scott. Sure, a lot of plot points don’t bear reflection, but they don’t give you time to reflect, so it’s all good!!! Fun Movie. Way underrated! Check it out!