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The toiletseat’s up, man
You have no frame of reference, Donny: You are like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to…
An entire movie with no frame of reference!: It’s down there somewhere. Let me look again!
But it does have a plot that includes Rites of Spring, inept tricksters, and still jerking off manually (Jeff Bridges' worst role, (and yet, and yet he nails it)).
Actually, not so much a plot, but plot elements: They really tie the room together!
OK: The old man told me to take any rug in the house!
My point, Dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million: Am I wrong?
And I give him a reasonable allowance: He has no money of his own!
I know how he likes to present himself: Hence the slut.
I'm just gonna find: a cash machine!
These young men gave their lives. So did Donny. Donny who loved bowling: Snapless dialog!
And also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred …uh … uh... Asian-American. Please: Walter, this is not a guy who built the railroads, this is a guy who peed on my…
Your phone’s ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny!
Don’t hold much hope for the tape deck: Or the Creedence!
You mean coitus?
I happen to know there’s a Little Lebowski on the way. Yeah, but let me explain something about the Dude!
Man, I’ve had a rough night and I hate the fucking Eagles: That's it! Outta this fucking cab!
A paean to Slacker, but not the movie you think it is. One of the best movies ever made. Check it out!
The Big Lebowski (1994)
The toiletseat’s up, man!
You have no frame of reference, Donny: You are like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to…
An entire movie with no frame of reference!: It’s down there somewhere. Let me look again!
But it does have a plot that includes Rites of Spring, inept tricksters, and still jerking off manually (Jeff Bridges' worst role, (and yet, and yet he nails it!)).
Actually, not so much a plot, but plot elements: They really tie the room together!
OK: The old man told me to take any rug in the house!
My point, Dude, is why should we settle for twenty grand when we can keep the entire million: Am I wrong?
And I give him a reasonable allowance: He has no money of his own!
I know how he likes to present himself: Hence the slut.
I'm just gonna find: a cash machine!
These young men gave their lives. So did Donny. Donny who loved bowling: Snapless dialog!
And also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred …uh … uh... Asian-American. Please: Walter, this is not a guy who built the railroads, this is a guy who peed on my…
Your phone’s ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny!
Don’t hold much hope for the tape deck: Or the Creedence!
You mean coitus?
I happen to know there’s a Little Lebowski on the way. Yeah, but let me explain something about the Dude!
Man, I’ve had a rough night and I hate the ****ing Eagles: That's it! Outta this ****ing cab!
A paean to Slacker, but not the movie you think it is. One of the best movies ever made. Check it out!
POP QUIZ
Who took the Big Lebowski’s legs?
Some Chinaman in Korea.
Nihlists. There is nothing to be afraid of.
Donny.
The character portrayed as The Dude actually is a thinly-veiled:
Rip Van Winkle
Sir Galahad
Walter Kurtz
Philip Marlowe
Don Carter
All of the above.
Why did The Dude just drop in?
Because This Will Not Stand!
It’s the In-and-Out Burger near Radford.
To see what condition his condition was in.
What did The Dude find when he was ejected from Malibu?
The money, Lebowski!
The beaches of southern California from Redondo to Calabassos.
A peaceful easy feeling.
Walter’s dirty undies.
The Dude was a roadie for what band on what tour?
Eagles. One of These Nights Tour.
Metallica. Speed of Sound Tour.
Sons of the Pioneers. Tumbling Tumbleweeds Tour.
Creedence. Born on the Bayou Tour.
3000 years of beautiful tradition from Moses to ____________?
Mamonides.
Club Med.
Gimbels Basement.
Sandy Koufax.
Who peed on the carpet?
A fucking show dog with fucking papers.
A slacker after too many Caucasians.
An Asian American.
None of the above.
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