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A simple yet helpful Venn diagram that will allow you to keep all the females straight.
Important Numbers to be committed to memory before reading the review:
Important Numbers to be committed to memory before reading the review:
1818
Jukebox number of song for Agent/Partner (Michelle) to play.
Forget Him!
223
Cop #1 - Kaneshiro’s badge number
368
Beeper account number for 223.
702
Room where Lin and Kaneshiro wait out the night.
05.01.1994
The original expiration date.
633
Second Cop's mistaken badge number.
663
2nd cop's actual badge number.
1015
“One More Time (with bubbles)” Wurlitzer Jukebox Model Number.
3662
Message service account number for the Killer.
223
Ho Chi Moo's Prisoner #. (The Mute, Dummy.)
Chungking Angels
Double feature:
Chungking Express (1994)
57 hours later I fell in love with this woman.: Jogging!
Expiration Dates: Portuguese Sardines; May’s love; 30 cans of pineapple!
If May doesn’t change her mind by May 1: Our love will expire!
Are you sure you want to do this?: Give me your passports!
Some men would have sacrificed a kid: To save their own skin!
We were classmates: In 4th grade!
This must be some kind of record--I ate all 30 cans: Bottoms Up!
Your friend in Room 702 says happy birthday: But 6 hours later she fell in love with another man!
Do you like noisy music?: The louder the better!
What a Difference a Day Makes
[YOUTUBE]OmBxVfQTuvI[/YOUTUBE]
Oh, you mean #633?: He’s off duty!
Keep it!
Everything in the apartment: Is sad since she left!
Need some help: Yes!
You live near here: Drop by some time!
I had a dream that afternoon. It seemed I was in his apartment. I thought I’d wake up when I left. Apparently you never wake up from some dreams.
Must be a local shower: Lychee nuts!
Fallen Angels (1995)
A few years back, I paid a black woman $30 to have her picture taken with me so that if people asked I could say she was my wife.
I guess I am a late bloomer: Maybe I am too picky!
She didn’t show up: My expiration date came first!
I asked you not to see her: But you did!
We all need a partner: When will I find mine?
I want to place an advertisement for my friend: On the front page!
The best thing about my profession: Is that there is no need to make any decisions!
“We rub elbows with a lot of people every day. Some of them might become your friends or even confidants. So I never turn my back on a chance to rub elbows. Sometimes I rub ‘til I bleed. No big deal as long as I’m happy. “
Despite viewing these movies countless times, I have no idea what they are about. I think one problem I have with them is that I become so mesmerized by what is happening on the screen, and the Mad-Magazine-esque scenes going on in the background, that I neglect to watch the subtitles. As a result, I have to make up the story in my head as I go along.
But maybe we’re not supposed to know what is going on. Some of the greatest movies ever made. Check them out!
Pop Quiz (to make sure you are paying attention).
Pop Quiz (to make sure you are paying attention).
1. How are relationships nurtured?
Stalking
Murdering the beloved
Rubbing elbows
House cleaning
2. Who is Blondie?
Karen Mok
Offscreen paramour of Johnnie
Some random guy trying to mind his own business and eat dumplings
Dummy
Bar-girl girlfriend of creepy bar-owner.
Bridgette Lin
Debbie Harry
3. Who sells the best food?
a) Ice cream parlor with kidnapped kid
b) Diner where Charlie talks to Johnnie on payphone.
c) Snack bar where Charlie (in her stew uniform) snubs The Mute.
d) Noodle joint with brawl in background where Michelle picks up the Mute at end of 2nd movie
e) Midnight Express
f) Dumpling joint, site of first “Blondie” brawl
g) Mute’s stolen frozen custard truck.
4. What are legitimate motives for homicide?
Playing mahjong in a noisy manner
Feeding stray kittens
Unsatisfactory job appraisal as drug courier
“He dumped me”
“Boyfriend services are no longer required”
5. (True/false.) You have to be blonde to be a stewardess.
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