Almost Famous (2000)

Lester Bangs (Nobody is named Lester Bangs, btw): You cannot make friends with rock stars!

They are trying to buy respectability for music that is gloriously and righteously: Dumb!

Don't take drugs!!: Don't take drugs!!

I'm here from Creem Magazine to interview the band Black Sabbath: Not on the list!

I think the song "Fever Dog": Is a big step forward for you guys!

I'm going to live in Morocco for one year.

Beware Rolling Stone Magazine. They will change your story, they'll re-write it and turn it into swill. Beware!

She's a handful: I know!

I gave Jimmy Page this number: Or a guy who looked like Jimmy Page!

GO AWAY!: This is the maid speaking, by the way!

I think we should work on those: Last words!

Thanks for saving my life: I won't hold it against you!

Any other city in the world: And you'd still be a virgin!

Get my son home safely. I'm glad we spoke: There’s hope for you yet Russell!

This is Mr. Rugburn: My wife had an accident with some quaaludes!

That groupie?: You used her and threw her away.

She almost died last night: While you were with Bob Dylan!

I am flying high over Tupelo, Mississippi, with America's hottest band: And we are all about to die!

Mothers freak out when their sons grow up. A perfect movie, thought to be deeply flawed by some because of the prevalence of dei ex machina, but nevertheless a perfect movie.

Too intense to be watched at home alone. See it in a theater or with friends. Check it out!

Pop Quiz ! ! !

Wanna buy a gate? Y/N

Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake? Y/N

You should build your reputation on being honest and unmerciful. T/F

I Am a Golden God! T/F

Fill in the blank:

In eleven years it's gonna be: __________

You can tell Rolling Stone Magazine my last words were_________

Final Jeopardy;

Answer: Because there is no evidence that a fact-checker has ever been employed by Rolling Stone Magazine.

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